If you’re smooth maybe you’re in the wrong place, what is wrong with you?
OK, just kidding, carry on, we can convert you to the dark side sooner or later Anakin.
If that sounds like something you need right now then let’s talk (there’s a cool form I made if you click here, see, I can tech!Go on, just one slice.
PS – Okay, but seriously. I’m not trying to be that drunk friend who’s had 4 divorces giving you marriage advice after a bottle of Jack Daniels on a cold winters eve.
I’m just SAYING that you should take a minute and ask yourself:
How much progress have you made in the last 3 months?
Now, how much would you like to make in the next 3?
If those two things don’t match up, well, maybe what you’re doing’s not working. Maybe it’s time to try something different. Maybe it’s time to realize that you might not be able to make the progress you want without a little accountability, expertise, and skin in the game.
Or, maybe you like spinning your wheels and being frustrated.
What the fuck do I know? I only do this for a living.
Again, online coaching isn’t for everyone.
If you’re a total beginner, I’d much rather you spend some time in the gym with a coach who can physically show you how the correct form you need and push you a bit, if that’s what you need. That’s the safest way.
And even if you’re not a beginner, it’s possible that online coaching might not be right for you. Maybe you need someone to stand there and count reps and ask you about your weekend, maybe you just need to talk in-between sets, that’s cool – but isn’t that what Instagram was built for?
It’s even possible that online coaching is exactly what you need—but that we’re not a good fit. Like, maybe you hate puppies and think that Vanilla Ice dancing in the Turtles wasn’t a good idea. If that’s the case, I’m sorry, but this just ain’t gonna work out.
On the other hand.
It’s entirely possible I’m the perfect coach for you and can help you do exactly what you want.
Let’s figure that out together.
Apply below, and we’ll be able to chat and see if you’re a good fit.
And if it turns out we’ll get along like Mikey and a slice of pizza AND I’ve got the room on the roster, we’ll make some magic happen.
Fill out this app, and get ready to start taking gratuitous selfies.